Secondhand. Very good condition. Minimal wear.
When it comes to sport, Australians are mad. Completely, irrationally insane. It's the closest thing we have to a culture.
From Don Bradman's singular focus to Steven Bradbury's heroic not falling over, sport has shaped our sense of self. But how did we get here?
Part history, part social commentary and a lot of nonsense, Titus O'Reily, Australia's least insightful sports writer, explains.